The prolific gay agenda is making gay penguin families

Humanity can learn a lot from the animal world. After all, animals can’t be tempted by the devil; they’re pure. They also can’t speak so we know there’s no way nurture could ever change how nature nurtured them. I personally have learned a lot from penguins. They’re so cute.

It’s a known fact that penguin chicks are best raised in a male-female rockhold. It’s important for boy penguins to be raised by a father so they have an appropriate masculine role model. It’s also important for girl penguins to have a mommy to show them how to cook, clean, and raise other penguins. If they came from, say, a female-only rockhold, how would more penguins be born? If they came from a male-only rockhold, who would teach penguins to be kind and gentle? My world came crashing down today. I’ve lost hope in the animal world. I just learned boy penguins sometimes rock-up with other boy penguins. I thought it was only a Parks and Recreation joke but apparently it’s legit. Some penguins are gay! And it’s not just a few penguins here and there. They’re everywhere! And they’re pairing off. I blame the prolific gay agenda. Gay penguins must be infiltrating penguin schools and nurseries. And now I just learned that penguins aren’t the only animals with gay tendencies. Apparently homosexual activity has been documented in dolphins, bison, apes, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, lions, sheep, hyenas, lizards, dragonflies, fruit flies, bed bugs, swans, gulls, vultures, and pigeons. Unreal. Well, that’s what Wikipedia says. I’m not so sure I can trust it hasn’t been infiltrated by the gay agenda.

Two boy ducks kissing (picture from Wikipedia)

Turns out, there’s a lot I don’t understand about penguins, specifically straight penguins. I thought they were nature’s pride and joy, perfect and untouchable. They get penguin married, make penguin babies, and live the March of the Penguin life. I just found out there’s this one zoo where a straight penguin couple kicked an egg from their rockhold. Now I’m really conflicted because a pair of gay penguins adopted the chick and are raising it better than the straight couple. Well, the straight couple gave the chick up before it hatched so I guess we’ll never know who would have raised it better. Maybe they weren’t planning on having another chick until the following year; who knows. Watch and learn.

And now I just stumbled across some blog that suggests gay human parents may actually be better at raising kids than straight human parents. Even we aren’t immune to the prolific gay agenda, which is turning penguins and people gay!

Excellent rebuttals (video) to common arguments against gay marriage

I don’t always feel qualified to answer questions on marriage equality and other gay issues, especially when it comes to adoption by gay and lesbians couples: My personal experiences and knowledge are limited.  I’ve compiled a series of videos that offer rebuttals to common arguments against gay marriage and other gay issues either through someone telling their story or a representation of true-to-life scenarios and facts.  Share these videos on social media to answer questions you don’t feel qualified to answer; it makes a difference.

Zach Wahls of Iowa talks about being raised by two moms.  He asks legislators in Iowa:

“You are voting for the first time in the history of our state to codify discrimination into our constitution…  Will this vote affect my family?  Will it affect yours?”

He further asserts “The sexual orientation of my parents has had zero affect on my character.”

This video from Australia reminds me of significant life events I’ve shared with Dan including our engagement.

This video is touching to me.  People briefly mention aspects of the Constitution that uphold gay marriage and then say (something along the lines):

“We are the people of the United States of America.  I’m your doctor.  I’m your lawyer.  I’m your pastor.  I’m your neighbor.  I’m your kids best friend.”

This video touches me because I don’t always feel supported by pastors, lawyers, neighbors, etc.

This video is also touching to me as I’ve felt numerous times that I need permission from all the people fighting against my marriage to be with Dan.

And here’s a clip from the most progressive show ever: The Golden Girls.  If you want to know why men have nipples, this clip has an answer.

Wanda Sykes on gay marriage:

“If you don’t believe in same-sex marriage then don’t marry someone of the same sex… I think the biggest threat to marriage is divorce… Make marriage like the mafia: once you’re in, you’re in.”

Vulgarity warning: Wanda has been known to curse.

These videos are a little longer and more in depth.  The man in the video talks about aspects of religious freedom that aren’t threatened by gay marriage.  It is basically a rebuttal to Dallin H. Oaks: Oaks cites many of the same cases this guy discusses (e.g., the United Methodist Church case).  These are the same cases and arguments distributed in LDS congregations during the time of Prop 8.  LDS lawyer Morris Thurston offered his own rebuttal to these same arguments.

Here’s a final video from the CATO Institute which describes how marriage is a fundamental right.