Humanity can learn a lot from the animal world. After all, animals can’t be tempted by the devil; they’re pure. They also can’t speak so we know there’s no way nurture could ever change how nature nurtured them. I personally have learned a lot from penguins. They’re so cute.
It’s a known fact that penguin chicks are best raised in a male-female rockhold. It’s important for boy penguins to be raised by a father so they have an appropriate masculine role model. It’s also important for girl penguins to have a mommy to show them how to cook, clean, and raise other penguins. If they came from, say, a female-only rockhold, how would more penguins be born? If they came from a male-only rockhold, who would teach penguins to be kind and gentle? My world came crashing down today. I’ve lost hope in the animal world. I just learned boy penguins sometimes rock-up with other boy penguins. I thought it was only a Parks and Recreation joke but apparently it’s legit. Some penguins are gay! And it’s not just a few penguins here and there. They’re everywhere! And they’re pairing off. I blame the prolific gay agenda. Gay penguins must be infiltrating penguin schools and nurseries. And now I just learned that penguins aren’t the only animals with gay tendencies. Apparently homosexual activity has been documented in dolphins, bison, apes, elephants, giraffes, monkeys, lions, sheep, hyenas, lizards, dragonflies, fruit flies, bed bugs, swans, gulls, vultures, and pigeons. Unreal. Well, that’s what Wikipedia says. I’m not so sure I can trust it hasn’t been infiltrated by the gay agenda.
Turns out, there’s a lot I don’t understand about penguins, specifically straight penguins. I thought they were nature’s pride and joy, perfect and untouchable. They get penguin married, make penguin babies, and live the March of the Penguin life. I just found out there’s this one zoo where a straight penguin couple kicked an egg from their rockhold. Now I’m really conflicted because a pair of gay penguins adopted the chick and are raising it better than the straight couple. Well, the straight couple gave the chick up before it hatched so I guess we’ll never know who would have raised it better. Maybe they weren’t planning on having another chick until the following year; who knows. Watch and learn.
And now I just stumbled across some blog that suggests gay human parents may actually be better at raising kids than straight human parents. Even we aren’t immune to the prolific gay agenda, which is turning penguins and people gay!