This is pretty good.
iPhone
iPhone 4S’s (aka Siri) End User License Agreement doesn’t cover marriage. I would totally marry her otherwise; she has a really good sense of humor. Perhaps that’s just proof of the slippery slope argument of gay marriage: if we legalize gay marriage then people will marry Siri. Anyway, here’s proof that Siri is a funny … personal assistant (and nothing more).
And I’m a little nervous about what happens when you click any of the suggested hiding places…